| cnyaya1027 发表于 2020-8-26 02:40 只看TA 1楼 |
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[笑话] 英文短笑话 No.1Son: Dad, I've heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Dad: Well son, it's true everywhere. No. 2 Woman: Wait for me honey. I'm just finishing my make-up. Man: You don't need make-up. Woman: Oh really! That's so sweet of you! Man: You need plastic surgery. No. 3 Question：What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Answer：I don't know and I don't care. No. 4 "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level." No. 5 I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect. No. 6 Doctor: “Do you do sports?” Patient: “Does sex count?” Doctor: “Yes.” Patient: “Then no.” |
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